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how many nachos Have you ever wondered how many orders of Taco Bell nachos it would take to fulfill your daily recommended amount of Vitamin C? Well we have, and thanks to the Taco Bell Nutrition Calculator over at www.yum.com, we have your answer.

What do you think it is?  (Note: This original calculation was done many years ago, so the nutritional value may have changed since)

After playing with the nutrition calculator for quite some
time, we have determined that it would take approximately 55 orders of nachos
from Taco Bell to fulfill your daily intake of Vitamin C. That’s 55 regular type, regular size nacho
orders. That’s 55 of the little bags of chips, and 55 of the little containers of cheesy yum sauce.

But buyers beware, because it’s not all dandy like us nacho cheese lovers would think.

Even though you will have your daily intake of Vitamin C (which is an antioxidant that can help fight heart disease and cancer, help your immune system, and help your body produce collagen), it will harm your body in other ways and possibly kill you.

Take a look at the following chart:

nacho diet nutritional chart

As you can see, you would be consuming around 1550% of your daily intake of total fat and 1450% of your daily intake of sodium.  For those of you that are not scientists: this is bad!  In fact it will probably kill you (not to mention you might be constipated for days if you are not dead).

Please eat your nachos in moderation.

WARNING: Do not attempt to try and eat 55 orders of nachos from Taco Bell as a source of your daily Vitamin C.  Although we really love nacho cheese, it is unhealthy, dangerous, and really gross.

Recipe: “In a Pinch” Nacho Cheese

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From time to time I find myself in a situation where I crave the melted goodness that is nacho cheese, but my supplies are totally dry and the grocery store is closed or I’ve had one too many glasses of wine to drive.

When faced with utterly desperate moments like this, I often turn to the following recipe which I’ve dubbed “In a Pink Nacho Cheese.”

This recipe is based on some simple ingredients found in most homes.

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Nacho Cheese Tip #1: Nature’s Food Lubricant

Medicinal_nacho_cheeseDo you suffer from constant heartburn or indigestion?  Do you find it extremely hard to swallow large amounts of food?  Are you frequently a contestant in food eating contests?  Do you love nacho cheese?  Are you human?

If you’ve answered "yes" to any of the questions above then I have a tip for you: start coating all of your food in nacho cheese.

Coating all of your food in nacho cheese before it is consumed will act as a lubricant to help the food slide into your stomach much faster.  This will help you swallow large amounts food at one time (good for winning food eating contests or if you are a fatty).  Once the food has entered your stomach, the nacho cheese will act as a digestive aid (see: the medicinal uses of nacho cheese). 

Most importantly it will make any food you eat taste like nacho cheese!

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