Happy Valentines Day!

Happy Valentines Day nacho cheese lovers! What are you going to get your valentine this year?  Flowers?  Candy?  NO!  I would recommend picking up a few pair of these. These may contain the key to the best nachos you’ll ever eat… http://www.cafepress.com/hostilitees/1127387

For The Love of Nachos…

Faustino Vasquez came to the United States from Mexico in 1977 to find work.  He may also be a god to nacho lovers.  This guy opened up a successful restaurant named El Rancho by recognizing the overwhelming hunger of drunken college students as they stumble home at 2am. So you may be thinking, well that’s … Read more

Nacho Average Recipe

Average Betty. Who is she? What is she famous for? Why do we care? The fact is…I don’t know. What I do know is that the self-proclaimed "Time Magazine Person of the Year" has recently posted a New Year’s Resolution video that promotes Nachos. And as far as I’m concerned, that’s plenty reason to scribble … Read more

The Medicinal Uses of Nacho Cheese

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The Sun, Earth and Moon don’t align very often, but last week a similar event occurred: the cafeteria served nachos on the same day as carnitas!

Three friends and I all decided to partake on this magical event.  Two of them kept it real and drizzled nacho cheese on top of their carnitas.  One other friend and I dropped the ball and settled for plain carnitas.  NOT A GOOD CHOICE.

Later that day, my stomach started to feel a bit odd.  Rumblings started to occur which were then followed by a sharp pain.  At that point I decided to ask my friends if they had any similar problems.

Here are the results:

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Who Cut the Cheese?

From a soft and creamy wedge of Camembert, to a firm block of cheddar, cheese comes in a variety of states, sizes, and shapes. Researchers from the University of Wisconsin-Madison are taking cheese shapes to another level by cutting patterns using a pulsed ultraviolet laser. “One motivation is the ability to cut cheese into fancy … Read more

A Chip in Nachos Clothing

ChilisTake a nice long look at the image to the left. It’s a picture of Chili’s Restaurant starter called "Classic Nachos." Now riddle me this? Does it look appetizing? See how the cheese is dripping off the chip while the single jalapeno clings on for dear life? If you said, "yes" I would have to agree with you. In fact, I can tell you first hand that these are delicious. Unfortunately, delicious or not, I question the validity of these nachos. Yes, they have all the correct ingredients of a solid nacho, but presentation is key. And last I checked, Iron Chef believes presentation is worth 5 out of a total 20 points.

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Happiness…is a Warm Nacho

Work can be grueling. Work can be fun. But at the end of the day, we all need a little something to help push us along. Whether it be a mid-day coffee with friends to have a little chat before facing the final stretch, or sitting on the shitter 5 extra minutes after you’ve finished … Read more

Classic Nacho Scenes: Napoleon Dynamite

Story suggestion by: Shara M. Email us a story. INT. NAPOLEON’S HOUSE – CONTINUOUS The kitchen is retro with formica countertops and dark stained cabinets. KIP (Napoleon’s brother) is seen making nachos. Gripping a large block of cheddar cheese and grating it over a plate of tortilla chips, it is quiet until the phone rings. … Read more

The Little Cheese That Could

We’ve all got dreams and aspirations. Fame, fortune, family. These are all common milestones for human success. For cheese, I imagine success would come in the form of being melted down and drizzled on chips. The West Country Farmhouse Cheesemakers has blessed the web by allowing the world to witness a rack of cheddar mature. … Read more

Eva Loves Nachos…or Does She?

I like Desperate Housewives just as much as the next guy. Okay, so maybe "the next guy" doesn’t like DH. I swear… I’m not teh ghey! In any event, Eva Longoria is hawt. Couple that with the possibility that she’s also a nacho lover and you’ve nearly got yourself the perfect woman. But this picture … Read more

What Will You Serve on Sunday? (part 1)

Super Bowl XLI is only a couple of days away. While this should normally be an exciting day for all Americans, I’ve been to too many Super Bowl parties that have served one particular unacceptable snack. When shopping for chips, many often turn to the all-in-on solution of nacho cheese flavored chips. These chips are … Read more

What Will You Serve on Sunday? (part 2)

Now that’s it’s been established that Nacho Cheese Flavored chips are a disgrace to the nacho name, let me suggest an alternative for The Big Game. If you’ve already decided against the traditional chips-on-a-plate-with-nacho-cheese-poured-on-top recipe, and would rather serve your chips out of a bag, try this 3-step ditty on for size: Shara’s Walkin’ Nacho: … Read more

This Month in Nacho Cheese History

In February of 2005, fellow nacho cheese lover, Michael David Monn of Maryville was wrongfully sentenced to three years in prison but was given supervised probation. While Michael did plead guilty to burglary, theft, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication, it was how police found him the morning of July 18, 2004 that makes the … Read more

George W. Bush Loves Nachos

Regardless of how you feel about our current President of the United States, this picture clearly tells the story of a man who clearly LOVES nachos (and hopefully nacho cheese) as much as we all do. Today, I respectfully send my best regards to the President for this picture and his love for nachos and … Read more

What’s in the Box?

Christmas is over and I’m already looking at the next occasion where presents will be given — Valentine’s Day. While I was saddened when I didn’t receive any nacho cheese related gifts this holiday season, I look forward to hopefully creating a new trend in "Heart Day" gift giving. Flowers, chocolates, candy, stuffed animals are … Read more

Keepin’ It Real

Keepin’ It Real: “Staying true to your ‘roots’ (i.e., ‘real’). When your priorities or principles as a person hold true in any event or situation.” When nachos are on the menu, are you going to order a salad because you are eating lunch with your boss? NO. You are going to keep it real and … Read more

The Age Old Question…

DesertislandAhhh…the age old question: If you’re handed a bucket of dog poo, and your birthday falls on a… Wait. Not that question. That’s for my OTHER blog. Let’s start over, shall we?

Ahhh…the age old question: If you were stranded on a deserted island and allowed only one food, what would it be?

Everyone’s got an answer. And everyone’s got a reason for their answer. You’ll come across the burrito people, the pizza people. But if you asked me, I will always answer decisively and without hesitation, "NACHOS." But then I started engaging in that dangerous pastime — thinking. Could nachos be the best choice? Would I even be able to survive on nachos alone?

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International Nacho Festival at Black Rocks

This is a must-see event for any die-hard nacho lover out there!!  This year the festival runs Oct. 13-15 with an itinerary full of live music, art, cultural activities and, of course, the popular "biggest nacho of the world" contest, an event which is registered in the Guinness Book of World Records.  Though I’ve never … Read more

Campbell’s Nacho Cheese Dip / Soup

OK, after watching this advertisement from Campbell’s Soup, it’s arguably a bit lame and I think it was made in the 1980’s.  But, the ad clearly depicts many different ways that nacho cheese can be used to enhance the flavor or experience of meals.  It made my mouth water (except for the meat loaf). While … Read more